Riddles

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What starts only the days of Saturday and Sunday, but ends all days?

Can you read this? Yy u r Yy u b c u Yy 4 me.

7 Letter Word Proceeded God Is greater than God More evil than the devil All poor people have it Wealthy people need it And if you eat it-, you will die!

What number do you get when you cut an eight in half?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles then pops 6, eats 7, and then he pops 5 and blows 1, how many are left?


 * How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you? ||

A boy is walking around in a carnival and he sees a single man in a booth. He walks up to the man and asks what the booth is for. "Well," says the man, "If I can't write your exact weight on this slip of paper, I pay you $20. If I get it right, you pay me $20." The boy looks around, and seeing no scales, agrees. 5 minutes later, the man has gotten $20 from the boy. How?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose among three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A man walked all day long but only moved 2 feet. How is this possible?

What moves forwards and backwards but has no legs, it cannot talk, it cannot walk, it doesn't slither or crawl across the floor either. It comes in different shapes, sizes and colours. What is it?

You are coming back from a vacation. You want to go to village A. Village A always tells the truth, never lies. Village B always lies and never tells the truth. So, you come across two paths one leads to village A and the other leads to village B. You don't know which is which. A person comes from behind you. You don't know whether he is from village A or B. What can you ask him to choose the right path to village A?

There was once a lazy man. His father was angry that he did not help in the fields and gave him a task to accomplish. He asked his son to bring him something to eat, something to drink, something to feed the pig and something that would grow a crop, all contained in one item. What did the son bring his father?

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 * While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

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 * I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?

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 * |||| A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

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 * What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?

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 * Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?